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Now that everyone in the cell has cycled through the training camp at Location Tau, we've been able to collate some statistics on your performance. Not much better than we'd expect from civilians, to be brutally honest.
A partisan with basic training and a standard-issue gyro gun can expect the following distribution of outcomes:
Hi,
Thanks so much for that worthwhile use of paper and ink.
I liked the parts where you emphasise the importance of "laser targeting equipment", "timing servos" and "comfortable clothes" - none of which are standard-issue.
But best of all is the way you've calculated statistics for our performance against hypothetical human or enhanced-human combatants, completely ignoring our 100% fatality rate when fighting Royal Guardians - you know, the forces that are actually deployed against us in the real world?
Unless there's something you know that you're not telling us?