One Foot Down - solution ------------------------ The object of the game is to re-assemble the defunct "One Foot Down" band tonight for a gig in Road's MoeHouse down-town. The band consists of 5 members, now dispersed all over town: Gizzard the singer manages an adult shop. Slug the other singer perfects the art of masturbation. Possum the drummer teaches music in a primary school. Stoney the bass player is a complete drop-out. Bone the guitar virtuoso is writing this computer-game. They must all be found and told about the gig, and each of them may have some different requirements. First we collect useful items around the house: (you may notice another couple of items that are not very useful) GET POSTER S GET BALL SW GET TOWEL OPEN DOOR S GET SOAP N, NE, U OPEN FRIDGE AND FREEZER AND DRAWER AND MICROWAVE LOOK IN ICETRAY GET CUBE AND BOTTLE AND KNIFE PUT CUBE IN MICROWAVE CLOSE MICROWAVE PUSH COOK OPEN MICROWAVE GET KEY N, N LOOK IN FIREPLACE GET POKER X MANTLE GET MATCHES X WOOD GET LOG E, N OPEN DRAWER OPEN BIBLE READ CARD this allows us to drive to fantasy-island X BED GET SHEET S, S X RACK GET HANGER Now up to the attic, something there will provide us with important driving directions: MOVE RACK UNLOCK DOOR WITH KEY OPEN IT U PUT POSTER UNDER DOOR UNBEND HANGER BEND IT PUT IT IN KEYHOLE GET ALL UNLOCK DOOR WITH KEY OPEN DOOR W GET MOVIES X MOVIES that's it! now we can drive to the Amp Ride E, D, SW X PHONE PUSH PLAY now we have a reason to drive down-town X POSTER TYPE 5553696 now we know the names of all band-members We are ready to explore outside now: S OPEN MAILBOX LOOK IN MAILBOX GET LETTER OPEN IT SE GET SCREWDRIVER AND BATTERY W, GET IN CAR Although there is not much we can do in the Amp Ride yet, we can at least learn there about another place: AR, GET OUT W LOOK IN CAN READ NEWSPAPER that's it! now we can drive to the school E, GET IN CAR But we cannot access the school before we return the stolen ball - It was inflated when we stole it, so it must be inflated again: FI, GET OUT W, N INFLATE BALL S, E, GET IN CAR Off to school - meet beautiful Ms. Swatter and collect a few important items: BLS, GET OUT S GET FRISBEE E GIVE BALL TO SWATTER S, SE GET GLOVE NW, E GET GLASSES FIX THEM N, E GET PENS W, S, W, N, W, N, GET IN CAR We now need one item from town: DT, GET OUT W, S, W, N, N GET WIRE UNLOCK DOOR OPEN DOOR E, E, GET IN CAR Off to collect all good fortunes from Fantasy Island, we also recruit our first band-member, Gizzard: FI, GET OUT W, W, N ATTACH WIRE TO BATTERY WRAP WIRE AROUND POKER GET KEY WITH ELECTROMAGNET UNLOCK LOCK WITH KEY OPEN CABINET PUT REEL IN PROJECTOR TURN PROJECTOR ON S, E, S GET MAGAZINE SW LOOK IN HOLE WEAR GLOVE PLAY WITH ERECTION (found no cleaner way to sat it) NE, S GET MICROPHONE AND COAT LOOK IN COAT GET TICKET N, N TELL GIZZARD ABOUT GIG GIVE MICROPHONE TO GIZZARD N TURN LIGHT OFF UNSCREW SCREWS WITH SCREWDRIVER GET BLACKLIGHT S, E, GET IN CAR Now that we finally have the video-shop free-rentals ticket, we can make the best of it. We also recruit our second band-member, Stoney: AR, GET OUT W, N GIVE MOVIES TO CLERK GET CANDY ASK CLERK FOR KEY GET AMP E HIT MACHINE W GIVE KEY TO CLERK S DRINK BEER PUT NOZZLE IN BOTTLE S, S GIVE CERTIFICATE TO CLERK N GIVE PACK TELL STONEY ABOUT GIG GIVE AMP TO STONEY N, E, GET IN CAR Now the candy does magic on kids, it also reveals Possum, our third recruit: BLS, GET OUT S, E, S, E, N ERASE BOARD WRITE ON BOARD (so that Possum will have no other commitments) GET DRUMSTICKS E GIVE CANDY TO KIDS TELL POSSUM ABOUT GIG GIVE STICKS TO POSSUM W, S, W, N, W, N, GET IN CAR Down-Town, we go through the necessary red-tape to mail our letter and obtain a gift-microphone: DT, GET OUT W, S, E, U DROP SOAP (this takes care of the marines) READ MAILBOXES (Ms. Swatter is 3rd door) KNOCK ON THIRD DOOR D, N, W GIVE PANTIES TO ROAST E, N PUT PENS IN PROTECTOR WEAR GLASSES AND PROTECTOR (now we are certified geeks) D LOOK IN BASKET GET SNIPS (that's all, Bone is busy, the game is not over) U, W, W, N, U CUT WIRE OPEN BOX GET COIN D, S, E, N, E PUT COIN IN SLOT PUT LETTER IN BOX W, S, W, S, E, GET IN CAR Now we use the new microphone to recruit our fourth band-member, Slug: HOME, GET OUT N GET PACKAGE OPEN PACKAGE N, NE, U, W GIVE MICROPHONE TO SLUG TELL SLUG ABOUT GIG Bone has to be our last recruit: E, D, SW, S, S, GET IN CAR DT, GET OUT W, N, E, D TELL BONE ABOUT GIG U, W, S, E, GET IN CAR The One-Foot-Down band is now all practicing at home, go there and give them the last incentive: HOME, GET OUT N, N, D, N LOOK BEHIND SOFA TURN ON STEREO PUT TAPE IN STEREO PUSH PLAY Oops, forgot something - better not be seen with it in public: S, W OPEN DOOR PUT GLOVE IN FURNACE E, U, S, S, GET IN CAR Hurry-up: the OFD show is in town: DT, GET OUT W, S, W GIVE MAGAZINE TO BOUNCER Must divert the police: E, N, N, E, N TEAR SHEET PUT FUSE IN BOTTLE CARVE LOG WEAR MASK AND COAT LIGHT FUSE PUT BOTTLE IN CAN Nothing stops us now (almost): W, S, S, W, N GIVE BLACKLIGHT TO ROAD N Now what? this word does not appear in the dictionary - just try it anyway: MOSH Have you tried: * recruiting Stoney, Possum or Bone prematurely? * walking through the MoeHouse stage-door when closed? locked? * filling gas without permission? * playing the drums? * looking through the window - at home? on Fantasy Island? * eating the Cheetos? * taking the Cheetos to the MoeHouse? * giving other things to the clerks? * cleaning the bathroom sink? * turning on the shower? * searching the toilet? * completing the game with what you found there?