Walkthrough for Fan Interference, by Andrew Schultz "1984" "z.z.z.z.z.z.1"[Mom gets madder the more you argue, but no gameplay differences] You need to get into Wrigley, and it's best to do so without getting fleeced. Fortunately, you can barter a bit. Of course, annoying items that don't seem useful are. The Sux shirt gives you a discount. There's a small hint in the walkthrough here with "sox" instead of sux. Also, read the itinerary and map for details. "2003, outside wrigley" "x blazer.get wallet.give blazer to vendor.give white shirt to vendor.wear cubs shirt.e.get antacid.sw.ask man about pennant.y.n.wear sox shirt.se.e.buy tape.y.w.give ticket.ne" Now if you explore Wrigley a bit, you may find the bleachers. The itinerary and map should give you a clue what to do, again. "2003, inside wrigley" "e.e.get marker.show badge.ne.get cologne.sw.mark sux shirt" That Sox fan is annoying. He's a fan of the archrival White Sox, who've had almost as long of a championship drought as the Cubs. How can you convince him you're not a Cubs fan? Oops--you already did. With the makeshift SOX shirt. Then how can you thank him for his gift? "2003, inside wrigley, sox fan" "w.w.u.give tape.drink liquor.burp.d"; You need to get really drunk for the next part. You also can operate the stink bomb. It's 1-9, for the number of innings in a game. The sliding down should be clued by the idiots in the bathroom. "2003, inside wrigley, to underground" "n.buy beer.drink beer.buy beer.drink beer.buy pretzel.eat pretzel.n.wear cubs.e.get blue glowstick.w.w.fart.enter stall.search toilet.get packet.set dial to 8.exit.slide down trough" You need to get rid of the hiccups. You also need a light source. You also need to slip something obnoxious in the clubhouse without being able to go in there. "2003, under wrigley" "open antacid bottle.eat antacid pill.snap blue glowstick.se.s.put packet in timer.peel label.y.stick label to timer.z.n.e.open box.get toothpick.stick timer under tray trolley.w.s.e.unfold itinerary.show flipside.w.u" You needed to show the poor man the flipside--he's the "first idiot" the weird man talked about. He couldn't stop an 8-run onslaught, but maybe you can. But you'll get asked to leave smelling like that, and...if you walk around, you may find the nasty food the concessions sign warned you about. "2003, back above ground" "spray me.e.s.get nasty nachos.s.s.n.s.n.s.n.s.n.s.get peanuts.s.sw.wear sox shirt.u.u.d" Well, you have to wait til the sixth inning to annoy everyone in the broadcast booth, but it's for their own good, really. "2003, waiting by broadcast booth" "z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.u.knock.put toothpick in lock.snap toothpick.d" (go up at 7:37 PM) Sorry for all the Z's. I couldn't figure a way to eliminate them and still make the game somewhat fair. You don't have to do the bit with the Yankees shirt, but you don't get the very best ending. You do, however, need to eat too much. The nachos are extra potent, the equivalent of two foods bought at concessions. "2003, 8th inning" "d.wear cubs shirt.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.ne.n.n.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.eat nachos.eat peanuts.y.visit aisle 4.visit row 8.barf.w.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.spray yankees shirt.wear yankees shirt" (barf after 8:07. You have 10 minutes after overeating to do so.) Now to go back to the man. From the trip to the underground, he's a Yankees fan who knows something about psychohistory or something. But you have to prove yourself to him--then avoid the guilt trip. "2003, Cubs win" "x wallet.z.z.z.s.s.z.z.sw.w.burn cubs shirt.n.rip plane ticket.y.n.n.n"; By the way, everything that happened in 2004 and beyond actually did happen in the real world. Though I hope your favorite college team is doing okay. Unless they're Indiana. Or Notre Dame.