Solution To Farmers Daughter (finally) Wednesday, 14th October, 1998. Version 1.0 Preamble Farmer's daughter is an old text adventure for the commodore 64 circa 1988. This adventure is readily available online. I used the Frodo c64 emulator v4.1 for win32 by Christian Bauer as ported by J. Richard Sladkey. You may distribute this document freely. You are free to correct any errors provided that you re-post it. Walkthrough 1. knock 2. phone 3. examine calendar 4. read calendar 5. call garage (you can call the garage again later to get another 60 mins. Only once.) 6. down [basement] 7. examine dryer 8. get small key 9. up 10. up 11. north [farmer's bedroom] 12. west 13. get overalls 14. get boots 15. wear overalls 16. wear boots 17. east 18. examine shelf 19. get rusty key 20. south 21. up [attic] 22. unlock padlock 23. open cabinet 24. get lantern 25. down 26. south [daughter's bedroom] 27. east 28. unlock chest 29. open chest 30. read diary 31. get vibrator 33. get panties 34. west 35. north 36. down 37. north [kitchen] 38. open cupboard 39. get matches 40. get jug 41. put white lightning in lantern 42. drop rusty key 43. get soap 44. south 45. up 46. up [attic] 47. move bookcase 48. east 49. examine photographs 50. get handcuffs 51. west 52. down 53. down 54. north [kitchen] 55. drop small key 56. open refridgerator 57. drop handcuffs 58. get ham 59. turn stove on 60. fry ham 61. get handcuffs 62. west 63. west 64. south [barn] 65. get brass key 66. north 67. west [cow paddock] 68. unlock gate 69. open gate 70. west 71. get ladder 72. look 73. get lantern 74. get ladder 75. get soap 76. get vibrator 77. get panties 78. get handcuffs 79. east 80. east 90. south [barn] 91. place ladder 92. north 93. ne [well] (authors note: ne only works here - northeast is interpreted as north, which will get you shot by the farmer) 94. wash cowshit 95. sw 96. east 97. east 98. south 99. east [parlour] 100. get radio 101. turn radio off 102. west 103. north 104. west 105. west 106. south [barn] 107. drop soap 108. drop lantern 109. remove overalls 110. remove boots 111. drop overalls 112. drop boots 113. get lantern 114. climb ladder [hay loft] 115. turn radio on 116. change station 117. drop radio 118. kiss daughter 119. lick breasts 120. unsnap shorts 121. lick pussy 122. put handcuffs on 123. fuck daughter that's it.